Who do you go to when there's nothing left?

I went to get my books today... and when I got to where I'd find my anthropology 1001 book... what did I find but a coloring book!  It's the Human Evolution Coloring Book... I almost died of laughter.   Oh well... this class will be tough... If you've read some past entries and comments you will learn I don't believe in evolution.  At least not the Darwinistic theory of macro-evolution, life came from non-life.  Men from monkeys etc.  That's a pretty simplistic way to look at it anyway, but I was just summarizing.  Well I guess it'll be like a criminal taking a criminology course... getting a look at the other team's play book.